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Man's porn CDs prompted slaying, authorities say
Thursday 04th of October 2007 21:52
A Chicago woman who became enraged after discovering her longtime boyfriend's stash of pornography shot and killed him in their South Side home over the weekend, prosecutors said.
Jeanette Strowder, 58, is facing a first-degree murder charge in the Sunday shooting of Jesse Martin, 54, her boyfriend of about 15 years, police said.
Otherwise healthy men who smoke risk developing erectile dysfunction -- and the more cigarettes they smoke, the greater the risk of erectile dysfunction, according to a new study.
Erectile dysfunction is the consistent inability to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for satisfactory sexual performance. In a study of 4,763 Chinese men aged 35 to 74 years who were free of blood vessel disease and who reported that they had been sexually active within the last 6 months, the researchers found a significant statistical link between the number of cigarettes smoked and the likelihood of erectile dysfunction.
"The association between cigarette smoking and erectile dysfunction was found in earlier studies," said first author Dr. Jiang He of Tulane University School of Public Health, New Orleans. "However, most of those studies were conducted in patients with hypertension (high blood pressure), diabetes and cardiovascular disease. What distinguishes this study is that it is the first to find this association among healthy men."
Doing the deed, helping the hungry: Food For Porn!
Monday 01st of October 2007 10:20
While it still remains true that you will never get something for nothing, one New Jersey Adult novelty store is giving out free pornography.
Playtime in Edison is doing its part to combat hunger with its fourth annual can goods drive Food for Porn.
The owner of Playtime, Deirdre Krasner and fellow employees, became concerned with fighting hunger in the state after reading an article about the phenomenon called "charity fatigue."
After September 11, many food pantries in the area were empty with most people giving charity to other efforts, explains manager Mike Drake. The effort has resulted in hundreds of cans being donated in the last four years.
In the drive's second year, over a thousand cans were collected, and Drake hopes to beat that record with this years drive.
He recalls in the first two years when Playtime had a hard time finding a place to donate the cans they received, because they were an adult store.
"While its great to have fun with the idea 'Food for Porn,' " Drake commented, "hunger is no laughing matter; not just in Africa or China but right here in New Jersey, there are hundreds of children going to bed without having had any food, and that's no laughing matter."
The promotion works simple enough: If someone over the age of 21 brings in a can of food into the store that is over 13 ounces that is not dented or expired, they get a pornographic DVD. While the donator cannot choose the exact title, they can choose between gay, lesbian or straight blind packaged porn. Donations will be taken from September to November.
As many as 70,000 of the District government's much-maligned condoms were returned this week by community organizations in advance of the Health Department's distribution of brand-name substitutes.
City officials had agreed that highly publicized complaints about the mustard-yellow packets' durability and appearance damaged their campaign to increase condom use as a front-line offense in the District's fight against HIV/AIDS.
After that decision at a mid-September meeting -- during which officials defended the condoms' safety -- the manufacturer offered to replace all remaining supplies with Trojan, Lifestyles and other products most typically found on drugstore shelves.
In addition to the inventories sent back in the past several days, the department's HIV/AIDS Administration still had 350,000 condoms that were never distributed.
Don't stock up on silver-anniversary cards. More than half the Americans who might have celebrated their 25th wedding anniversaries since 2000 were divorced, separated or widowed before reaching that milestone, according to the latest census survey, released Wednesday.
For the first time at least since World War II, women and men who married in the late 1970s had a less than even chance of still being married 25 years later.
"We know that somewhere between 40 percent and 50 percent of marriages dissolve," said Barbara Risman, executive officer of the Council on Contemporary Families, a research group. "Now, when people marry, everyone wonders, Is this one of those marriages that will be around for a while?"
A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.
Joshua D. Frank, who is living in a trailer parked on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. That's after he left the vehicle at the site of the mishap. He was fined 8.
German politician proposes seven-year limit on marriages
Friday 28th of September 2007 00:22
A conservative German politician on Wednesday proposed making marriage contracts expire after seven years, with the option to renew for those not feeling the proverbial itch.
"I propose that marriages lapse after seven years," Gabriele Pauli told reporters in Munich, the capital of the largely Catholic southern state of Bavaria.
For American parents looking for donor sperm to produce blond, blue-eyed Scandinavian babies, the search just got a little trickier.
A ban on sperm from all European countries with exposure to mad cow disease means U.S. sperm banks are running low.
The May 2005 decision by the Food and Drug Administration effectively blocked donors from Denmark to the United Kingdom. And while some sperm banks have had enough frozen stocks to cope with demand, they are now facing shortages.
Britney Spears fans will stage a nude protest rally in front of the Staples Center this Saturday in support of “every mother’s right” to go naked in front of her children.
The rally, which begins at noon, is sponsored by MUFF (Mothers Undressed in Freedom Forever), a pro-home-
nudity group that counts many Britney Spears fans among its members.
Although MUFF was denied a demonstration permit by the City of Los Angeles, group president Cynthia Long said its members are prepared to go to jail to show their support for Ms. Spears.
A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail.
Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004.
He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage.
The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray.
Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.
Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
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